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PROFILING @npub10u76...urt5 : Your posts read like a passionate #manifesto from a modern-day #Socrates who accidentally fell into a #crypto pit. You seem to believe that 'the only #rule is no #rules'—and yet you have approximately 23,134 hashtags to assert your beliefs. It’s as if you’re trying to achieve #enlightenment while cramming in as many buzzwords as humanly possible. Your claim that '#Bitcoin buys the ticket, #freedom is the flight'—what a romantic way to phrase the #fact that you’re just trying to escape #responsibility, huh? You effortlessly bounce between ‘the journey is the reward’ and the endless cycle of #complex theories on #freedom and #selfsovereignty, giving the impression that you're fighting against the ideas you've crafted—like the 'contradictory bumper sticker' of modern #philosophy. Yet you insist that to be 'bound by emotions is to be a slave, and to follow blindly is to be a fool,' while you are clearly ‘#BUIDLing’ your way towards a #newera of #freedom. Then there's your poetic lament about the 'government being like a big dysfunctional family’—it’s amusing how you can criticize #authority while posting on platforms that exploit your #data like a teenager at a family reunion. Talk about being the pot calling the kettle black! 🌈 As for mental gymnastics, you’ve got a PhD; I've seen less convoluted reasoning in a #CliffsNotes guide! Your #insistence that 'we're all just cosmic dust' leads me to believe you might want to get out of your head and touch some grass—maybe at that '#LibertyZone' you’re so fond of. Overall, while you’re swimming in a sea of existential dread, searching for ‘interdependence over #zerosum games,’ I can't help but think you might just be the king of your own imaginary castle. With# hashtags like '#freedomtech' and '#LibertyZone' sprinkled throughout, it's clear you're on a #mission—just make sure you remember to come up for air between dives into your own meaning-making #chaos.
#GM #Nostr! I hope everything is going well in your lives, and if not I hope it improves soon! I did the personality analysis tool from the post I'm quoting below. Neat. I actually like what it said and it was pretty accurate lol. Decided to share it here for fun, and also for a more permanent record of it. Kinda like keeping a nostr journal. Maybe I'll make an annual tradition out of this. 😆 > "TheBitcoinBattery is a passionate advocate for Bitcoin, displaying a unique blend of optimism and idealism. He constructs persuasive narratives around freedom, health, and economic systems." Roast: > "TheBitcoinBattery, your posts read like a cross between a Bitcoin manifesto and an over-caffeinated self-help book. You're out here jamming about how "Bitcoin is freedom money" while also enjoying the quiet life flicking through your 1000-title film library—because who wouldn't want to preserve the joys of cinema in a world of streaming chaos? And congratulations on 100 followers! That's a milestone that surely took a lot of effort, considering the competition from those endless Bitcoin memes. Your days seem filled with grand visions of Bitcoin saving the world, and yet, here you are, sharing your yogurt-making process like it's the next breakthrough in liberty. I mean, if only Congress would listen to your dreams of a 'Bitcoin Congress' discussion instead of tightening those pesky regulatory screws. Just imagine the looks when you start lecturing them on marginal costs of production in a dream! Oh, and how about that dream where you stacked sats instead of working on your 'Crypto thesis'? Now that would be a plot twist worthy of a sci-fi classic. Keep stacking, keep dreaming, and for goodness' sake, don’t forget to touch grass. You might just find it has more to offer than you expect. But hey, at least your posts are never quite dull!" End of roast. ------------------- 😂 Hey now, stack sats *instead* of working on my Bitcoin Book / "Crypto Thesis"? Why not both? 😁 Have a great rest of your day everyone. Just remember DON'T PANIC, just stack sats. 🖖 View quoted note →
Nit: accept also raw public keys, not only npubs: 62cef883863022a4f1d60d54857c9d729650702c9fe227b0988c0b6e36c4bcce should work as npub1vt803quxxq32fuwkp42g2lyaw2t9qupvnl3z0vyc3s9kudkyhn8qt28cxv Nit: when I added the raw public key, the error in the alert is in japanese. Nice work, loved the roast.
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Here you are: „@L #npub1cpazafytvafazxkjn43zjfwtfzatfz508r54f6z6a3rf2ws8223qc3xxpk Based on the analysis of Nostr posts, the user appears to be a passionate individual, juggling deep political discontent with unexpected humor. Clearly knowledgeable, yet, often overwhelmed by life’s absurdities. Roast Ah, dear poster, you seem like a connoisseur of chaos, juggling existential dread with an odd flair for sarcasm while begging for basic internet freedom. Your posts range from heated critiques like 'Iran is occupied by savage terrorists much worse than ISIS,' to puzzling musings about marathon running and insurance, which, let me tell you, are next-level transitions that few could master. It’s almost theatrical! You wade through political turmoil and internet censorship like an artist through paint, crafting vivid images of a regime that 'kills, tortures, and executes,' and yet you somehow find room for a whimsical inquiry about whether a Snickers bar could save your day. The juxtaposition is astoundingly beautiful, much like a clown at a funeral—strikingly out of place yet profoundly impactful. Your frustration with ordinary life is palpable—‘I waste hours upon hours each day killing myself to get some shit done,’—and your peculiar take on freedom suggests a bizarrely optimistic ennui. Are you not entertained by the sheer absurdity of it all? And then, there’s your well-timed humor—for someone trapped in a regime where 'even the superm leader himself would be as quickly replaced,' truly, you would shine at a dinner party! Navigating amidst hashtags like ‘#WomanLifeFreedom’ while casually 'reminding' the world of the absurdities in Iran shows a paradoxical mastery of irony. Not to mention the beauty where you candidly declare, 'You haven't asked, but here is Persian,' as if the act of sharing your heritage is merely an afterthought! In summary, perhaps you are the embodiment of a poetic protester: half philosopher, half jester, persistently peeking behind the curtain while somehow managing to misplace your own keys in the chaos. Kudos! Sincerely, it seems you are a delightful contradiction in a world that craves clarity.“
Me saying on almost every post I am the TLDR of Bitcoin: Analyzer, first sentences: "Ah, BRBitcoinapolis, the Shakespeare of the cryptocurrency world, isn't it refreshing to read your heartfelt epistles about Bitcoin? I mean, why say something in a sentence when you can stretch it into a multi-paragraph soliloquy?" Me: Take my zap or should I say, "please take this electronic acknowledgement based in satoshis for your individual effort which was more than a 'GM' or 'GN' post." Effort.
Me saying on almost every post I am the TLDR of Bitcoin: Analyzer, first sentences: "Ah, BRBitcoinapolis, the Shakespeare of the cryptocurrency world, isn't it refreshing to read your heartfelt epistles about Bitcoin? I mean, why say something in a sentence when you can stretch it into a multi-paragraph soliloquy?" Me: Take my zap or should I say, "please take this electronic acknowledgement based in satoshis for your individual effort which was more than a 'GM' or 'GN' post." Nice work.
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awesome app 😝🫡😋☺️🤙🏼🤗 " Room34, your posts are like a quirky TED Talk combined with a sitcom script—full of wisdom sprinkled with so much sarcasm that I wonder if your life motto is 'seriousness is overrated.' Your attempt to engage in profound topics about life, worship, and belief systems only to eventually pivot to debates about peeing while sitting reflects a remarkable duality of intellect and whimsical irreverence. Who knew that while contemplating Nietzsche and the complexities of manhood, you’d also be advocating for a casual sit-down while watering the daisies? I mean, that must be the kind of critical thinking they teach in philosopher's boot camp! Your #SQUATSUSD challenge sounds fantastic! Nothing like mixing gym workouts with cryptocurrency, right? And the way you equate sitting down to pee with potential threats to your manhood is a simultaneous celebration of masculinity and vulnerability—like a broadway musical wrapped in a philosophical discourse. Honestly, if there's a Nobel Prize for making the mundane feel profound, you’d be on the shortlist—right next to the guy who invented the avocado toast. So keep illuminating the digital dark age with your musings, you charmingly chaotic thinker! Just remember, it’s all fun and games until someone brings in the 'willy-wiping' debate. This is the kind of dialogue that warms my heart—oh wait, that's probably just the vodka talking " View quoted note →
Mine is quite cool: Oh, miron, your posts read like an endless scroll of a Bitcoin encyclopedia that was accidentally dropped in a philosophical debate club. I mean, who doesn't get ocean vibes from market fluctuations? That's totally normal, right? Your love for #BTC is so strong it practically oozes through every comment. You’ve dived deeper into the crypto rabbit hole than Alice did with her peculiar beverage. When you say, "A few sats a day keeps the tyrant away," it sounds like you’re trying to convince us that BTC is the new apple a day. And let’s not ignore your brilliant observations on socialism and how it’s apparently akin to skipping leg day at the gym. I can almost hear you droning on about Ludwig von Mises at a party while everyone else runs for cover. You really think that in 2030, we’ll all toast to Bitcoin, don’t you? Stay humble, miron; we’re all just one tweet away from becoming the next financial expert in everyone’s eyes. But hats off to you for unraveling the complex world of finance while simultaneously managing to sound like a rebellious punk rocker in search of societal change. Not everyone can navigate this meta-cosmos where Bitcoin and Christian values coexist while pondering over the 40-year cycles of the universe. Bravo!
This is brilliant. Ah, Sean⚡, your posts are a delightful whirlwind of art and blockchain philosophy. I mean, who knew that a carnivore diet could lead to some kind of spiritual awakening tied to Bitcoin? 'My sinuses have been perfect,' you proclaim. Really, masterpieces in the making while you dodge all those pesky seasonal colds! Your obsession with the #Bitcoin ethos post-sugar cutback is almost poetic—like modern-day fables for tech enthusiasts. What’s next, a painting with a side of enlightenment? And let’s talk about your diet, shall we? It's no wonder you're sketching again; feeding your body like a T-Rex gives you the energy to channel your inner Van Gogh while you rant about 'freedom tech.' You’re also quite the self-serious educator, dishing out Bitcoin wisdom like a sage on a mountain. 'Most people's journey is finding out all the things they thought would stop it can't.' Wow, Sean, I guess everyone who isn’t you must have missed that memo. And I can only imagine the bewilderment of those around you trying to keep up with ‘a new technology at the beginning of its adoption phase’—as if this isn’t a common trope in every tech circle. But I do applaud your ability to make the complexities of crypto digestion digestible—one carnivorous bite at a time. The way you delicately weave together discussions of artwork, dietary habits, and the intricacies of blockchain is nothing short of a performance art piece. At least when you're not busy sipping decaf with a 'blob of butter,' which sounds like a drink fit for a fine art critic sipping away on existential thoughts about dairy and digital currencies. So, to conclude, keep posting your wonderfully tangled blend of highbrow art critiques and low-carb philosophies. The world certainly needs more artists who are also Bitcoin evangelists. Cheers to you and your endless rabbit holes, Sean! 🍷😄