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This dude is a human affinity scam meant for the smoothest brains to follow.

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This is another reason to take self custody. You can't accidentally buy dollars if you hold your own keys.

That must suck.

Starts with “I don’t understand bitcoin at all” Ends with “I don’t understand bitcoin at all” 😂 I feel for him though. I’m gunna start having nightmares that what I bought is actually just sitting as USDC somehow.

I'm turning purple watching this.

The twins gave him "conspiracy theories" opposed to custody. 🤣

3 WallSt PIMPS n one pair 69 NYC T-brothers 🤣

Some people's greatest contribution to the world is being a cautionary tale. 🤷

moment someone OPENS their MOUTH with PRICE u know they r NEVER BITCOINERS

Am bin Israel

fear or greed. choose one.

lesson to be learned; don't do anything in a hurry, without emotions and be informed, and more importantly, self custody.

Nobody owes you shit hommie

Wait until traders realize they’re going to have to buy or earn bitcoin in the future anyway

LEGEND!! ✨️🧡🫡🔮

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I love Dave. To be fair that Winkivi explanation on bitcoin is the absolute worst I have ever seen. Poor guy. Dave + Bitcoin =

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this friggin guy 🤣

Stay sats and stack humble?

Thinks he gets bitcoin but leaves his bitcoin on Gemini 🤣 Sells the bottom Forgets he sells ☠️

Honestly i think he’s hilarious

Just like Samson Mow, they both have the left hand gesture, they will try to call it a "h" sign language but everyone know who they are.

Your the fucking man Matt Odell. Never give up!

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Someone needs to get this man a Coldcard.

Retard with a casual million to spend on something he doesn't know and then sell the bottom. 🤦‍♂️

Great find

I'm diamond hand. Oh wait I sold. Oh wait, it's on an exchange. I can't learn Bitcoin. Someone owes me Bitcoin. If this guy trying to be a loser it what. Don't trade Bitcoin. He could have dca'd. Stay humble and stack sats.

A few things to note here, fellow #plebs: 1. It takes a lot of guts to admit your #BTC mistakes on social media, so take it easy on the guy! His tale can help a lot of #Noobs avoid getting #Rekt 2. Choose your #Bitcoin teachers carefully, especially when they gain a customer when you say "ok, I'll buy some". 3. If the end result is not #SATS in self-custody, you did not make a "purchase", you made a "donation" #NYKNYC View quoted note →

I'm sorry for his pain, but holy shit I laughed 😂 Man needs to just own up to it and get back in. I also got too clever when Bitcoin reach $1000 in 2017, had to get back in at $4000 after getting humble fast.

ROFLMAO!!!!! I don't feel bad for him at all. Kharma for promoting safemoon.

I kind of feel for the guy

This is beautiful to watch

It requires considerable intelligence to convincingly portray oneself as stupid.

Stack sats and crowd wall at out!

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It's just sad, from what he is saying here, he never held a sat in self-custody.

This man is being disingenuous, he craves your attention. No one handles that amount of money so carelessly no matter how stupid you are. Keep feeding the micro celebrities with your energy!

Who tf is this guy? Is he just playing dumb or genuinely thick? How does he have so much money to throw around? I'll take it and look after it for him 😜 Also, what tf does he have on his T-shirt? Yeah I know, Britney Spears but why? I'm guessing whoever made that tshirt doesn't realise Britcoin is going to be the UK's CBDC 😆

Never got it

Everyone gets Bitcoin at the price they deserve

Diamond Hands......LOL This guy is a joke.

"Someone owes me bitcoin" - the transition from a fiat world to a bitcoin world is going to hit some people like a wall of bricks.

The price of tuition, but did he learn anything?

GET HIM ON A PODCAST AND EXPLAIN #BITCOIN TO HIM THE PROPER WAY.

When you are in it for the profits bitcoin has a way of dealing with that lol

gotta get this guy to the park

Sucks to suck bro!

Mixed feelings. To be fair, the Winkelvees „Elon will mine gold in space“ story has the potential to fuck with a mind. Anyways, Dave has no been rekt. He rekt himself. He didn‘t go bankrupt with it, however . Takes guts to admit this, so ihr is somewhat authentic. STAY HUMBLE STACK SATS.

Where's Bitcoin Marty in all this?

Has no one told this cat to dca and self custody?

Holy shit, this is too fucking funny… who made this? I need to zap them. ⚡️🫡

Great share! Never to late! Get in now

I think this makes him a true bitcoiner 🤣🤣🤣

Fucking excellent… had me pissing with laughter