attention single ladies in the USA. my friend @utxo the webmaster π§βπ» needs your citizenship. his likes are bitcoin, nostr, saying fuck you to the government, playing video games, hacking away at code, cigars, bourbon, and tacos. good luck! #datechain
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You actually know me pretty well, no lies detected
Hey @npub1mj2n...z5r2 meet @utxo the webmaster π§βπ»
π she was just saying last night she wanted to meet her husband here.
Ah damnit Derek you beat me to it! Haha
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First livestream reality show on nostr?
This would be π₯
I literally hate these shows but I'll swallow my pride and host it π€£
This is the correct answer π€
βUTXO Quaerit UXORemβ
Nerdiest possible yet best possible title
Solving UTXOβs hash
nostramor
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#datechain is alive again π₯π₯π₯ yesss π₯³
Sorry, E. We'll have to ask him if England is acceptable too. Maybe he wants to stay under the monarch?
π€£ππ€£ damn it, nobody wants to come to London ππ«π« Oo he could! Everyoneβs sick now though ππ«
Thatβs okay π you still gonna be my wingman in Latvia? π₯Ήπ«
I gotchu. π«π«π«
Youβre the best D π₯Ήπ«π«π«
wait
Eshara's actually coming to riga?
See above. You'll need to go through me to schedule a meeting. How's the 25th at 3PM?
Yepp π₯Ή Iβm coming to hug everyone βΊοΈπ«
Brilliant π€£ππ«
ππ trying not to make a penis butter joke on top of the best D

I just re-read it π€£ππ€£ππ€£πππππ
Horni police need to just arrest you at this point
The best D. I've been called this before.
π€£ππ€£ππ€£π I swear I donβt think about what I say before I say it πππ½
Do I get a hearing? π₯Ή my lawyer is @esharaisinnocent
We'll need matching T-shirts.
Yessssss! π₯ I wanna get a lightening store T-shirt π
You get treated way better in the USA as an illegal immigrant, just saying!
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Yeah, illegals get free food, free board, prepaid visa cards, free transportation.
Oh no, not #DateChain again... π
As someone who has eaten tacos with him, I endorse this message.
Good ole Taco Taco.
Oh no, not #DateChain Again π π
attention single ladies in the USA. my friend @utxo the webmaster π§βπ» needs your citizenship. his likes are bitcoin, nostr, saying fuck you to the government, playing video games, hacking away at code, cigars, bourbon, and tacos. good luck! #datechain
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This is why I live nostr! Y'all are hilarious!
Niceeee