the current "thing" seems to be the tuna fish scare wedge of the pie -
"i found this by the broken fence you asked me to fix (hands me a flashlight)... maybe someone is around here at night breaking things" they say menacingly hoping to see you be afraid.
me: "cool - a new flashlight. oh yeah. happens all the time".
them: <open mouth>.
me: "close you mouth michael, we are not a cod fish".
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