# Ants
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- Emerged around 100 million years ago
- Lived alongside dinosaurs unlike humans but don't brag about it, good on them.
- Kept a pretty low profile because there was giant-er more fucked up insects like giant dragonflies and cockroaches, shit was fucked up back then.
- 60 million years ago, after the dinosaurs and mutant insects kicked the bucket ants were all fucking like "Reet boys LFG"
- Today there's 16,000 types of ant, they've done really well for themselves.
- Found on every continent except for Antarctica, but to be fair, the cunts probably have plans for that too.
- Account for most of the colonial activity on earth but have escaped any criticism from the left.
Solid 8/10
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