“Man maybe nostr is just never gonna take off”
governments: “btw you need to scan your face and anus to use the internet”
we’re back in play boys
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Back on top Will me boyo 💪
nostr.
no anus scan required.
its all the marketing we need.
🤣😅
😳😂….sumtimes I worry bout u my fren🤦🏽♂️🫡
no one is saying you cant have the anus scan if you really want it. its just not required. 🤷
😳😂😂….now that’s good marketing 🤔🫡⭕️
Should still do it to be safe, in case they ask.
Are you guys referring to this?
totally forgot about this scene lmao
noanustr
it had to happen.
#uranustr just rolls off the tongue. Non-custodial butt-hole.
What's all anus references?
Ya but, sometime I do.
And she likes it
I dont answer questions about my anus.
they will just ban apps in the appstore but we have Zapstore now
Hopefully one day notedeck will be able to load high performance native apps dynamically over nostr/web using wasm. Will be wild.
anus... haha. not unrealistic though!
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Oh gawd 🫠🫠🫠
Some people, face and anal scan would look the same..
😂
Those dick bags. They will force internet companies to use your face scan and the sheep will
Once retinal and all other bio figures are gamable...the ultimate, desperate escalation will be the 'anus print' to prove your human 😂😭
Sphinctprint...an asshole-based digital identity ( world coin compatible)
I’m dying 😂
SphinctSync is better
i don’t want to know what this does
you will know and you will be happy
They want your biometrics everywhere. Nostr’s just getting started.
👇…this 😳😂
…or get a bidet damnit🤔🤦🏽♂️😂😂⭕️
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Truth
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Your scans in Canada are different than ours done here.
It'll come, it'll come. In due course.
Lmao good one
butt plug your privacy folks
butt plug privacy seal
butt plugin 🔌
It’s getting bad out those folks, even in the USA!
I was helping someone onboard fiat for a transaction and one of the CEXes wanted them to connect their bank account to “verify income” 🚫✋👎
I call BS on that!
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I heard Apple are releasing butthole scanner on IPhone 18
can't log in until you complete a ret-anal scan 🤣
It’s just gotta survive, which is what it does, so it will win.
All the airports already have these new machines…..sounds invasive
Butt...
😂😂😂🤘🤘🤘
“Man maybe nostr is just never gonna take off”
governments: “btw you need to scan your face and anus to use the internet”
we’re back in play boys
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Sometimes you just have to wait for them to push us toward decentralization 😏
YEAHHHH
😂🫠😂
“Man maybe nostr is just never gonna take off”
governments: “btw you need to scan your face and anus to use the internet”
we’re back in play boys
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What's the problem, guys? It won't make you waddle like a penguin, and it'll keep you *safe* and is *effective*, you know, like last time normieworld played this card? /s - Clownworld.
https://www.forbes.com/sites/roberthart/2021/02/01/anal-swab-covid-test-wont-make-you-waddle-like-a-penguin-china-says/
That's wild... I saw a vid of Chinese officials going door to door for blood samples this morning.
Yeah pretty much! 🤣
Unfortunately most people will comply and strip naked for their brainrot content.
ONWARD 🫡⚡️
Are you saying we can't scan our face and anus for nostr?
i technically can't stop you
but at what cost
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No! That's not a thing, is it? 😆
Some sick fuck would enjoy looking at anus pics.
Nostr, the only place left where we can speak freely.
Y'all better be ready for an influx of Australians come December when our version of these censorship laws get implemented.
Also don't forget that it was mark Zuckerberg, Elon Musk, CEO of Pornhub, etc. that actually pushed for and wrote these laws.
Texas already has the strictest internet censorship in the world before UK started implementating it.
are nostr clients going to stand up to UK censorship then? its a good test
Most likely… the problem is: AppStores won’t.
My current thinking is access to the free and open internet will become ever more difficult. Are Nostr Devs preparing for this?
Sure people can run Graphene on certain Android phones but even that looks like it’s becoming increasingly difficult. At this point I’m essentially hoping I can keep up with tech just enough to stay one step ahead…
On android it isn't a problem. on iOS, epic games is the only group doing anything to help the situation, fighting them in court for years now
Nobody can help ios it's a monopoly from the ground up.
Who use it silently accept to be a sheep when purchasing.
Epic is fighting the good fight but apple is playing extremely dirty
Governments can censor most relays (they even have multiple options! DNS censorship, IP censorship, a combination of both, and even more shit) and arrest relay operators.
Nostr is not immune to governmental censorship, only to corporate censorship. It is a worthwhile goal on its own, but it's not the same thing.
Governments becoming more authoritarian is not a win for Nostr, at all.
Accurate.
Which is why hardware is key. Decentralized mesh internet solves this.
The problem of governmental censorship does not have technical solutions, if not partial. It cannot.
The reason is that freedom of speech includes the right to publicly associate a statement with your identity. If the government forbids that statement, it can arrest you.
This isn't to say the problem cannot be addressed. It may, through political means.
Technical development is part of what's needed, but it isn't all that is needed.
Uranus?
Anus scan is the new iris scan 🙌
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Go and get Uranus scanned, I'll just pass and stick to #nostr only! 🥳
#GFY 🖕 #WTF #WTFSTR
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Coming to Australia real soon
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Nostr will do to X what Bitcoin did to banks
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yeah
To protect the children!
hahahahaha!!!! lol Science has found that the sphincter wrinkles are better then fingerprints. So bend over and scan sphincter here 3 times for proper verification and protection of children.
Then Align you "GOVERNMENT ISSUED ID.". for confirmation.... 🌈 🤡
Oh yah then Canada will say... OH WHAT A GREAT IDEA!!!! THANKS UK. You really care about the children.
The anus scan is just for fun it’s not required to login.
NOSTR will never die!
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#nostr and a VPN is the only thing keeping me out of a British jail right now!