trezor flew all the influencers to prague to shill their new hardware wallet?
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Coldcard gang enjoying life…
Did somebody say Quantum?
I know an expert on the subject that can manifest an explanation for you.
Need some healing that hits different?
My bro DC has the quantum connect.
#quantum
It must be some super cool wallet..
I’d rather the influencers be swooned by wallet manufacturers rather than treasury companies anyday.
true
Hell yes.
I heard them say it’s the ledger killer like lol they’re really setting the bar low there 😂😂
🤣🤣🤣
Who are these people?
They're influensors John.
Can you feel the influensing?
I can see their tonsils.
that's the Soy Boy mouth.
Probably need to chew some mastic gum and strengthen those mandibles.
We’re better than that Cheeto holding the door latch
Hardware slop 🔥
@Bugle.News #40HPW🎧
😮
cringe me harder daddy
It’s not easy being an inflooenzer, you have to make that face all the time, it actually gets quite painful after a while.
Quantum influencer bonanza💀
But Who are these influencers taking cues from?
the OG of quantum, DC.
#quantum
Quantum trust-less and open, unless the non-open trustful parts
Which parts are those?
All the analogs on the T01
Sounds like it’s about time to jump into your desired reality!
With dozens of instructional books on the subject, my bro DC will make the trip smooth and easy, like a quantum qolonoscopy.
#quantum
Air gapped coldcard is the way. Rest is noise.
CC looks like a really old TI calculator.
Will you be getting the new wallet
They offered free flights and hotel along with a bunch of experiences which they kept vague. Pretty crazy marketing budget to do something this big. Had to cost $5k/head at least, and it looks like they had 400-500 people there, so $2M?
lol wow
Not selling
Does that include @lopp.eth?
Coldcard and chill…
pass. open source or bust.
I'm curious. What is your preference?
CC has uses closed source secure elements. No thanks NVK.
They must have suspected something.
Less quantum
More qualtum
Imagine flying influencers in… just to say not your keys, not your coins.😂
X is going to auction inactive handles.
@mike are you in Prague?
Nope, I'm a SeedSigner kind of guy. They don't have the budget to fly me anywhere 😂
That’s how you know it’s secure. By the reviews. 👌
I am not in Prague.
You can't buy me...
But you can buy my wine 🍷😉
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They gonna start hammering new devices out every year like smartphones or what? I feel like the safe 5 was just released.
Problem with selling hardware wallets is that you get one sale. Thereafter your options for income are to release a new version, or to try sell subscription services
If you ask Darth he'll just recommend tailsOS on a USB. HWW are gimmicks
A dedicated Qube in QubesOS also is sufficient as well.
@JB and @npub1clfj...k28k are there as well
"If it aint congratulating then it looks like hating."
That tropic01 secure element looks like it's gonna unlock a lot of interesting new builds. I hope Trezor can continue pushing the needle.
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How fucked up humanity must be to believe in what influencers promote.
Apply to everything…
HEY @ODELL IF YOU WILL FLY ME TO PRAGUE I WILL MAYBE SAY SOMETHING ABOUT YOU. OR NOT
why weren’t we invited, Odell???
😬
They didn't fly me 🥺
The wallet is nice though, open source secure element. The fact that it has battery is a bit annoying.
What wallet should I be putting my .0000001 corn on now?
And they forgot to include a CoinJoin update to enable custom coordinators...
Better than shilling bitkey no?
It was peers, more accurately. I couldnt make it, but wanted to just because Satoshi Labs always do great work.
Ledger is Leaky
Cold Card & Jade are hard to use(don't get me started about tech bros saying, "It's easy!").
Trezor is better than no hardware wallet at all.
As Andreas used to say, "Too much, or too complicated security & you wiil lose your bitcoin..."
Yes.. and they did.