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I don't have a wife to purple pill.
FUCK
now you know what kind of wife to find!
Who? I don't have a wife π€£
Iβm both scared and intriguedβ¦
You should be
Is #nostr perhaps dominated by singletons so there are no wives (or husbands) to Purple Pill?
#WhereIsYourWifeDude
#PurplePillYourPartnerBitch
Thatβs how I always feel as soon as I see a post from @Noshole
No way. I know of at least 10 people who are married and have seen not a trace of their wife
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This is hilarious
Strangely enough, my wife was the only person I know who I successfully purple pilled.
Says alot about most other people out there!
Fuck yeah dude
Katie has been to #Nostrica, #Nostrville and helped run the Nostr booth in Prague π₯Ή
π THIS π THIS π THIS π @Sir Spencer, Wolf of KC πΊ did his due diligence and got me here πͺπ»
I miss those sparkly scented nail polishes from the 90s, might have a bottle of blueberry somewhere... Hair? Not my forte but adding tea tree oil to my regimen helps tame it. π
Omg followed π€π«π₯°
Those polishes were lit and I too have no idea what Iβm doing with hair lol
I am following now too.
Yayy new friendss
Im in the "need a wife so I can purple pill them" catagory.
#datechain ?
@Heidizrajchu she's right here, and Nostr only - in theory. But she couldn't find her tribe so she didn't come back after a short while. Go ahead, talk to her π₯Έ
tell us more about the tribe she was looking for
Got her π
Iβm scared.
You should be π³
Ok, but my wife doesnβt use social media π₯²
Itβs a protocol
Sheβs not a relay π
Nostr is also 99.999% social media
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I still ought to purple pill my husband, BITCH! π€£
Fuck yeah you should!
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Thank you @Noshole for keeping nostr weird. 
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π― I need some hair tips lolz
Samsies π«
LMAO π€£ bitch π«π«
I chose violence
More please π
Ohhh itβs inevitable haha
I already let her listen to Alex Jones, Stew Peters, Dr Shiva and Dr Jane Ruby. I can only imagine the repercussions of her being purple pilled
A little nagging each day for a year
Really?!! Donβt lie to me little spoon
Haha you could get her on better than I can! But also I donβt mind if she doesnβt care and doesnβt see the stupid things I say.
Well, I had a wife at one point, I joined nostr last year after we separated. My sister @ramengirl is on here, maybe lurking?
Yayyy followed just in case.
Girlfriends are also acceptable
I'll try on that front lol, been enjoying my time with no attachment lately π
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Iβll have what sheβs having
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You could pass for the HT girl
Why is this low key a compliment ?
Cuz HTG knows wazzpoppin
I am a purple pilled wife and love this message and you.
Purple pilled gals for the win!
Vanessa was the one that purple pilled me. My husband was playing the nostrasia panel and I saw her talk and was like oh itβs not all a bunch of nerd dudes? Ok maybe I will try it
Iβm so glad youβre here. Thereβs not enough of us π«π«π«π«
Itβs not! We out here ππ½ I do a podcast with my husband thatβs him orange pilling me. It organically also turned into purple pilling. Iβm all about getting the spouseβs involved and aligned!
With this ground breaking message you shared today I have hope for a better future. βπΌ
Hahaha same here π€
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When we hanging?
After my surgery queen π«
i tried, she no have enough tism
INSTAWIFE
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@Cyn Rae gradually then suddenly, maybe. π
5 months ago? Come on QW
Haha. Sheβs not a social media person.
She likes to bake and will be selling goods at Culture Shock 2025β¦ Phoenix in February.
I expect to see you and @:P there. π«Άπ»
Damn well if she likes to bakeβ¦.
Maybe I will show up. To steal her and make her MY wife.
*evil laugh*
She also has a salon and is a hair stylist. We could get you that purple Mohawk you have always been wanting.
Oh fuck. Donβt tempt me with a good time.
Also hair is my weakness so you really need to step up your purple pilling game
epic
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I showed this to my wife. She didn't get it.
no need to marry her for purple pilling π£...
Britney!
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Absolutely brilliant. πππ½ππ½
The toughest battle 
As a Nostr wife, I support this message π€£
I just want to trade skincare routines with some besties ππππ
CeraVe, FOREO Luna 3, Paulaβs Choice Clear and Booster. Once a day.
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