A wife should cut her husband’s hair.
What other mild nuisance (or worse if you are rural like me) can a wife so lovingly replace with a pure, positive, sensual encounter of simple grace and work of the hands…
On the very head which the man will present to the world for the weeks ahead, no less!
“I would never trust my wife with that” you say? Bro, you need a dose of Rossi and to let go of your borderline gay aesthetic obsession. The worst that you get is a prison cut and you look more hardass anyway.
The best that you get is a handsome cut to perfection and, over time and learning curve, an intensely bonding procedure that is a one way ticket to bonetown and a brilliant dopamine loop as she admires her handiwork in the days to come.
If she’s afraid she’ll mess it up (mine was), it’s the perfect time to show grace to her and yield patience and compassion. Give it time and trial and error.
Every wife can master this skill for their man.
After 2 years like this, and I get a handsome monthly cut not a buzz twice a year, I can hardly believe this tradition was not passed down more eagerly.
A wife should cut her husband’s hair. It’s win/win.
