Existential Comics

Look, the keyboard people need to just accept that I never want to turn off numlock. I don't even know what the buttons do when it is off. No one does. Big Keyboard is pushing numlock on the entire population against their will. To what end? We can only speculate.

I bet the first person who invented the wheel was really annoying to be around. Probably wheeling everything around all the time, showing off. Asking everyone how much easier it is to transport their pelts now. I respect their contribution to society, but I'm glad I wasn't around to see it.

Controversial opinion, but Spain should rebuild her mighty Armada and have one more go at England.

There are inherent structural problems with the very nature of our existence that lead us to inevitably despair. For example, it is a very bad idea to play with swords when you are drunk. But on the other hand, when you are sober you just don't really want to play with swords, if I'm honest.

Apparently Facebook has spent $70 billion on the metaverse, and I hate to break it to them, but I gotta admit I don't really know what it is? Something to do with virtual meetings?? Either way I'm pretty sure most of the money was embezzled.

Okay, well....first of all every year is the Year of Linux Desktop if you are a massive nerd. So jot that down.

Younger people who didn't witness it cannot fathom the hype around the Segway. Every news station agreed it would revolutionize the entire social fabric of the Earth. That all future humans would divide history between the savage days of the past, and the soon to be new era of zoom zoom scoot scoot.

Oh really? "they/them" pronouns are woke? Did you know "they/them" comes from Old Norse, whereas "he/she" come from old English? They/them are the pronouns of Vikings. Would you call Sweyn Forkbeard "woke"? And Eric Bloodaxe? Woke too? And I suppose even Ivar the Boneless was woke. Get real.

Aristotle: humans are the rational animal. Humans: lol okay buddy, we'll see about that.

I really hate how American Christianity has basically just turned into white nationalism. That's not what Christianity is supposed to be about. It's supposed to be about going to church so you can gossip about your neighbors, and being weird about sex.