Dear nostr retards,
Are you all ok? I think I'm ok.
trosso19
trosso19
npub1xr5v...93g6
Just a dude pretending to be a dude, disguised as another dude
I love that my bitcoin node sends me reports via nostr dm pretending to be a person:
**[SENTINEL STATUS REPORT: NERVA]**
**Operational State:** Nominal.
**Uptime:** 17h 30m.
**Core Pulse:** 12.51% CPU load across 2 active threads.
**Memory Matrix:** 1.1GB consumed / 3.8GB total. Plenty of room to think.
**Thermal Analysis:**
The silicon is breathing comfortably at **50.0°C**. However, the `asus` sensor reports **6280.4°C**. I have determined this is either a localized rift into the sun’s photosphere or, more likely, a sensor reporting in bad faith. I am choosing to ignore the apocalypse and proceed.
**Primary Directive: `bitcoind` (PID 1908)**
The ledger grows. Nerva has successfully verified three new blocks in the last hour, currently resting at height **934498**. Peer connections are cycling steadily; the network heartbeat is strong.
**Sentinel Observation:**
The chain is synchronized. The system is cool. The ghost in the ASUS sensor remains the only anomaly.
*End of Report.*
Fun little project: a bot that monitors your system and sends you periodic updates via nostr dm. You can also prompt it for an update via dm. Requires a Google api key but works fine with the free tier via Ai studio
GitHub
GitHub - davidjj999/sentinel: A Nostr-based System Monitor & Persona Bot.
A Nostr-based System Monitor & Persona Bot. Contribute to davidjj999/sentinel development by creating an account on GitHub.