zonk :fatteratte:

when the 23:29 lightning bolt of inspiration hits, you can either choose to let your muse speak through you and create generational art, or you can forever fade into obscurity

something i will probably never quite get is boomers losing digital object permanence the moment they switch to another tab/program. i see it at work a lot: people signing up to our newsletter at 10:01am and then replying "i accept" to our sign-up email at 10:02am, not realizing that the previous page said "click on the link", as does the email they're reading. we get a few of these a month. i feel sorry for people that get filtered by a sign-up email. what do you even do with that knowledge

i have a pimple on my head where my headphones usually sit. what the fuck, body. you couldn't have chosen any other spot??????

as lebron said: delayed fagslop is eventually good, rushed fagslop is bad forever

won $600 gambling, this is it. i am never gambling again

yeezy taught me