Pro tip: refuse to learn the difference between pedophile and ephebophile. Let them squirm while they explain themselves.
Morning! Not feeling murdery today. Iβm taking that as a win
I donβt know much about parenting but saying sorry to your kids for losing it, is a game changer.
Damn, didnβt know Watson was this much racist!! What a waste
Omg it happened in real life folks! Husband complaining about his really old laptop and how buggy it is, to the aether. Me from the other room: βwhy donβt you switch to Linux?β
Anyone else lose their shit over ASMR or is it just an autistic trait?
Tbh knob of butter sounds like euphemism or something
Anyone else stop counting after they turn 40? Not sure if I am turning 42, 43 or 44 this yearβ¦
Only acceptable Oreos are Lemon
No I will not be taking any questions
