wannabe eldritch entity :v_bi:

Cryptid rankings - 1. Nessie 2. Moth man 3. Yeti … … … 52. Big Foot … …

Where does one go for ginormous breakfasts? Eggs, pancakes, sausages and stuff?

Gonna go try the new coffee (illy) because my usual (lavazza) smells off these days If you’re an espresso person, what blend of coffee do you like? (Yeah, I suck at latte art; also there was way too much foam to be qualified as latte)

Internet clout is a hella drug addiction and even mastodon isn’t immune from it. Be conscious/conscientious, how you participate in social media trends. Or not. There’s no special prize and I’m not your mother

It’s 2025, either accept the inevitability of ebooks or STFU. Do you know how easy it is to read, when your book can be accessed by your phone? If you don’t want that, you probably don’t want people to read your book, which I personally do not understand

Seriously not helpful

I think that’s enough pizzas for this month

“Where does a mansplainer get his water? From a well, actually.”