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What do you do when you discover you have cancer? Write a song about it, of course!

Spud is a tart.

The Isle of Man Angel coin shows on its reverse ("tails") side St Michael slaying a dragon. St Michael is naked save for a pair of underpants. I wonder if they're Marks and Spencer's underpants. (For those who are unaware, St Michael was the brand name for the retailer Marks and Spencer.)

"Well, Fergus, what do you have on under your kilt?" "Och, Angus, on a good day, lipstick."

Well, a 4-hour wait for my bone scan yesterday gave me the chance to write most of a song. Now to tidy it up.

Phew, it's been a long day. An hour's drive to t'hospital, half hour to see the doc, 4 hours wait for the scan, half hour for the scan itself, then an hour back. Zzzz