So they may have finally arrested “the pipe bomber” — some guy from Virginia. But let’s be real: the entire internet already decided months ago that it was the mystery Capitol-Hill-adjacent woman in the hoodie, and they’re not letting that go.
Once the internet declares its truth, every update becomes “a cover story,” “a distraction,” or “plausible deniability.” Doesn’t matter what press conferences say, who gets cuffed, or what evidence is presented — people believe what they already






