francis

I dreamed of Fran Drescher the other night.

rosebud;!;!;!;!;!;!;!;!;! X ♾️

Calculus sux. MATH SUBJECT SLASH DENTAL ISSUE

Who’s out here buying memoirs? And why???

It’s 2AM period Lying in bed period CPAP mask atop my face period Big ole body sprawlin’ period Will I ever know love question mark

Meemaw at the market, meemaw out in town. Oh where’d you go, my meemaw? In your custom meemaw gown

Positively aghast to report a felonious hooligan in Missouri and yet another in Texas.

I don’t like that other people are “hyped” about the Powerball too. Sorry to be the one to tell you that grandma’s dead, but I’m not buying 15 tickets a day to make someone else rich. This is my time. Thx.