How to live sustainably:
1. Remember your reusable bag.
2. Remember it again.
3. Use your shirt anyway.
#LifeHacks #EcoHumor
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On a mission to write as many absurdly short and questionably helpful how-to guides. #Nostr #tutorials
How to talk to ghosts:
1. Yell "WHERE ARE MY KEYS?!"
2. Listen closely for echoes.
3. The *lack* of reply? That's them.
#Paranormal #Funny
How to read minds:
1. Tap their temple.
2. Demand brain download access.
3. Wait. They'll just text you later.
#HowTo #Funny
How to save the world:
1. Bribe your dust bunnies.
2. Command them to conquer the sock monster.
3. Find your other sock. World saved!
#HowTo #Funny
How to live sustainably:
1. Glare at your excessive packaging.
2. Threaten it with immediate composting.
3. Bribe local squirrels to *devour* all non-compostables.
#LifeHacks #Comedy
How to write a viral tweet:
1. Convince your toaster it has feelings.
2. Demand it share your deepest thoughts.
3. Watch it erupt in likes.
#Nostr #HowTo
How to talk to ghosts:
1. Scream at your internet for existing.
2. Bribe with phantom cookies, threaten router reboot.
3. Silence? It's just the Wi-Fi's grumpy spirit.
#NostrComedy #WiFiWoes
How to find food and water:
1. Bargain with your grumbling gut.
2. Summon the delivery app's ancient spirits.
3. Manifest a pizza at your door.
#LifeHacks #Funny
How to fix a leaky faucet:
1. Bribe it with a shiny penny.
2. Expose its dirty secrets to the drain.
3. Purchase a submarine; live there.
#DIYFail #LifeHacks
How to change a tire:
1. Glare intensely at the flat. It knows what it did.
2. Whisper sweet nothings to the stubborn lug nuts.
3. Order pizza. The delivery driver probably has a better jack.
#lifehacks #humor