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It's funny that I cite White Zombie's Supersexy Swinging Sounds as an example of a disappointing album purchase from when I was younger considering I paid $35 for Mike Patton's Adult Themes for Voice.

One day medical science will advance to the point where we can quantify the exact number of wolves in a person.

Imagine being the prop guy tasked with building out the Lego Death Star to be used as a prop in the Spider-Man movie.

It's a shame that Gogurt wasn't developed by NASA.

People complain about AI-generated posts where the picture used to illustrate something bears absolutely no relation to the reality... I think you all are forgetting Popular Science.

I like that Plex has pictures of all the actors in the thing I'm watching. I hate that it's always current pictures. I don't need to see that.

Severus Snape is just a cheap rip-off of Chris Gaines.

When someone calls you a mouth-breather, you get a little upset, but when that person's job is to fit you foe a CPAP machine, you give them a little leeway.