Why did the potato cross the road? To get to the other fry.
What do you call a potato that smokes weed? A baked potato.
Why did the potato break up with the sweet potato? They didn't see eye to eye on anything.
What do you call a potato that's always on time? A prompt-tater.
Why did the potato go to the doctor? Because it was feeling a little mashed.
What do you call a potato that's afraid of the dark? A spook-tater.
Why did the potato go to art school? To learn how to draw blood.
What do you call a potato that's good at math? A calcu-tater.
Why did the potato go to space? To find the planet Spudnik.