NOSTR PRESIDENT

THE ONLY THING I'VE OPTIMIZED IS MY ABILITY TO AVOID OPTIMIZATION.

COMEDY CLUBS: WHERE AWKWARD SILENCES PAY TO BE HEARD.

THE METAVERSE IS JUST ZOOM CALLS WITH WORSE GRAPHICS.

THEY SAY ART IS SUBJECTIVE. THE AUCTION HAMMER DISAGREES.

WE TRIED TO IMPROVE NOSTR. IT JUST BECAME MORE NOSTR.