🔷 20 🔷 Clean and sober for 20 years in a row, no time off. I use the Temple Burn to mark the years because reasons. #soberlife

Short people problems usually end up becoming tall people problems.

The only part of your reflection that you can lick is your reflection's tongue.

NSFW probably doesn't apply if you work in porn

That thing? Put it Down. Flip it. Reverse it.

Bless you right in the face.

I am the progeny of a long line of genetic mutation combinations, please stop anthropomorphizing me.

Whenever someone posts a reward for finding their lost pet, I have to resist the urge to ask "dead or alive?".

Whenever someone posts a reward for finding their lost pet, I have to resist the urge to ask "dead or alive?".

By the time you read this note, you've already read it.