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I don't consider something labeled "free with ads" as actually free.

We have a cleaning lady come to our house about once a month to give it a once over because we ( I ) suck at cleaning. She's been coming for over a year I think, maybe two. I've never actually seen her before because she comes during the week while I'm at work. Today I had to take a late lunch because of a customer call and she was there, so now I know what she looks like. I was going to thank her for periodically cleaning the skid marks off the back of the toilet bowl for me - but I didn't have time for exchanging such pleasantries.

"But I think it's worth it. I think it's worth to have a cost of, unfortunately, some gun deaths every single year, so that we can have the Second Amendment."

this fiat ain't gonna mine itself, son

You're beautiful inside and out- -but mainly just on the inside.

Whenever someone posts a reward for finding their lost pet, I have to resist the urge to ask "dead or alive?".

Most people are average.

turd burglars gonna burgle turds

I always think the letter Q is much closer to the end of the alphabet than it really is. At most like 4 or 5 from the alphabet's end...it should not be 9. That is just nonsensical.