PG&E CEO sent an email about leading with love. I don’t want your love. I just want power, lower bills, and for you to not burn shit down and make people homeless

The Christian Chinese Singaporean version of ‘accusing others of bad morals’ is If you’re a Christian man featured on the website ‘salt and light’ about how you’re a family man You’re probably going to be in a cheating scandal shortly after (and they’ll delete the fawning article about you) #Singapore #TootSea

Every time I pass a Jiffy Lube I’m reminded that my wife thought every Jiffy Lube was a sex shop when we first got to this country

There's a wifi network in my neighborhood: ItHurtsWhenIP

I spoke to someone yesterday who told me that my posts about how I brought my dog from Singapore to Helsinki to San Francisco helped them make a similar move for their cats from KL to Amsterdam. The autistic joy of being highly specific and sharing step by step information about my daily life

A what now

Surprised that no one’s done a time travel cooking show where going back in time with your spice rack items makes you the richest person in the world