Frank From Accounting In Epstein Files For Some Reason
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Frank From Accounting In Epstein Files For Some Reason
DUBUQUE, IA — Employees at Midwest Windows Inc. were reportedly uncomfortable to learn that Frank from accounting was mentioned in the Epstein fi...
To Make Games Fair, MLB Will Now Have Managers Line Everyone Up And Pick Teams Before Each Game
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To Make Games Fair, MLB Will Now Have Managers Line Everyone Up And Pick Teams Before Each Game
NEW YORK, NY. — As teams and fans alike gear up for the start of a new baseball season, to make games more fair, Major League Baseball will now h...
Missionary on Hour Twelve of Trying to Get ChatGPT Saved
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Missionary On Hour Twelve Of Trying To Get ChatGPT Saved
KISSIMMEE, FL — Sources close to missionary Keith Johnson reported that he had entered his twelfth hour of doing the Lord's work of trying t...
Politicians Hoping National Prayer Breakfast Wraps Up In Time For Coke Orgy Lunch
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Politicians Hoping National Prayer Breakfast Wraps Up In Time For Coke Orgy Lunch
WASHINGTON, D.C. — As lawmakers and other notable figures gathered once again for the annual solemn occasion to petition the Almighty God on beha...
10 Ways To Come Out As A Conservative To Your Liberal Parents
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10 Ways To Come Out As A Conservative To Your Liberal Parents
Our current society can have trouble showing acceptance — especially to conservatives. If you're a young conservative who has kept your poli...
American Society Of Plastic Surgeons Recommends No Longer Doing Those Surgeries That No One Was Doing
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American Society Of Plastic Surgeons Recommends No Longer Doing Those Surgeries That No One Was Doing
U.S. — The American Society of Plastic Surgeons has officially recommended that surgeons stop doing those gender surgeries on minors that absolut...