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Democrats Push For Death Certificates To Be Accepted As Voter ID
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Democrats Push For Death Certificates To Be Accepted As Voter ID
WASHINGTON, D.C. — With President Trump and Republicans campaigning hard to shore up election integrity in the U.S., congressional Democrats agre...
Researchers Confirm That During Childbirth, Women Feel Almost The Same Amount Of Pain A Man Feels When He’s Stuck Walking Behind A Slow Person
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Researchers Confirm That During Childbirth, Women Feel Almost The Same Amount Of Pain A Man Feels When He’s Stuck Walking Behind A Slow Person
U.S. — A study conducted by the National Institutes of Health (NIH) appeared to demonstrate that women experiencing childbirth feel almost the sa...
New Study Reveals Videos Of Police Arresting Protesters Are Very, Very Funny
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New Study Reveals Videos Of Police Arresting Protesters Are Very, Very Funny
U.S. — Shattering all preconceived notions on the efficacy of public protests, a new study revealed that video footage of police arresting protes...
Super Bowl Will Be Delayed To Play National Anthems For All 165 Racial Groups In U.S.
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Super Bowl Will Be Delayed To Play National Anthems For All 165 Racial Groups In U.S.
SANTA CLARA, CA — The NFL confirmed that this year's Super Bowl, which normally starts at 6:30 Eastern, will be delayed until 11:30 PM to gi...
Journalists Shocked To Be Laid Off From Obsolete Media Outlet That Loses $100 Million Annually
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Journalists Shocked To Be Laid Off From Obsolete Media Outlet That Loses $100 Million Annually
WASHINGTON, D.C. — Over 300 "journalists" were reportedly caught totally off guard this week when an obsolete media outlet that loses in ...
Winter Olympics To Protest Trump's Immigration Policies By Removing Ice From Skating Rinks
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Winter Olympics To Protest Trump's Immigration Policies By Removing Ice From Skating Rinks
MILAN — The most prestigious athletic event on the world stage issued a clear political statement this week, as the Winter Olympics announced it ...
The Fresh Fruit You Bought Is Finally Ripe — UPDATE: Too Late, It’s Rotten
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The Fresh Fruit You Bought Is Finally Ripe — UPDATE: Too Late, It’s Rotten
TUCSON, AZ — Local mom Ashley Marsten announced that she was glad to see the fruit she bought at the store earlier this week was finally ripe and...
Man Worried He May Go His Entire Life Without Mastering The Ancient Art Of Nunchaku
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Man Worried He May Go His Entire Life Without Mastering The Ancient Art Of Nunchaku
LITTLE ROCK, AK — As Darren Phillips pulled himself out of bed on Thursday morning, it became apparent to him that there was a growing chance tha...