Minecraft Introduces Peaceful Protesters And OH NO THEY'VE BURNED DOWN THE VILLAGE
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Minecraft Introduces Peaceful Protesters And OH NO THEY'VE BURNED DOWN THE VILLAGE
REDMOND, WA β€” Peaceful social justice leaders have come to the world of Minecraft to educate gamers about peaceful resistance as a means to fight...
Toddler Review: The Slide Is A Stunning Thrill Ride Whose Delights Never Cease
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Toddler Review: The Slide Is A Stunning Thrill Ride Whose Delights Never Cease
On a lovely jaunt to the playground this morning, I encountered a most breathtaking and addictive creation known simply as a "slide".
Man Surprised To Find Out He Has A Podcast
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Man Surprised To Find Out He Has A Podcast
DALLAS, TX β€” One local man's life took an unexpected turn this week, after he was surprised to learn that he had a podcast.
β€˜UNO: Even More Brutal Edition’ Comes With Card That SWATs Your Family Members And Has Them Arrested On False Charges
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β€˜UNO: Even More Brutal Edition’ Comes With Card That SWATs Your Family Members And Has Them Arrested On False Charges
U.S. β€” Mattel has announced the release of "Uno: Even More Brutal Edition" which will include cards that SWAT family members and have the...
Voter ID Bill Defeated In Senate By Vote Of 7 Million To 53
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Suspicious: Voter ID Bill Defeated In Senate By Vote Of 7 Million To 53
WASHINGTON, D.C. β€” Suspicions arose in Congress after a bill to require voter ID failed in the Senate by a vote of 7 million to 53.
Experts Conclude No Human Being Is Illegal, Except Jeff?
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Experts Conclude No Human Being Is Illegal, Except Jeff?
U.S. β€” In a startling turn of events, experts confirmed a statement made by Billie Eilish at the Grammys when she said that no one is illegal on ...
Awesome New Streaming Service Records Movie Streams Onto Cool Shiny Discs And You Can Buy Them And Own Them Forever
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Awesome New Streaming Service Records Movie Streams Onto Cool Shiny Discs And You Can Buy Them And Own Them Forever
U.S. β€” Entertainment fanatics will soon have something revolutionary to look forward to, as an awesome new streaming service will record movie st...
Here Are 12 Fun Crimes You Can Get Away With If You Just Say 'We Are On Stolen Land'
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Here Are 12 Fun Crimes You Can Get Away With If You Just Say 'We Are On Stolen Land'
Stolen land is all the rage in the news lately. These days, everyone gets a free pass to do as many fun crimes as they want on land swiped from ind...
Stupid Kid In 'Hakuna Matata' Shirt Doesn't Know The Film Ultimately Repudiates The Song's Message As Simba Realizes He Must Fulfill His Role In The Natural Order To End The Chaos And Suffering Caused By His Hedonistic Pursuit Of Pleasure
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Stupid Kid In 'Hakuna Matata' Shirt Doesn't Know The Film Ultimately Repudiates The Song's Message As Simba Realizes He Must Fulfill His Role In The Natural Order To End The Chaos And Suffering Caused By His Hedonistic Pursuit Of Pleasure
ANAHEIM, CA β€” A stupid kid visiting Disneyland in a "Hakuna Matata" shirt didn't seem to realize that, in the context of the film Th...
Man Horrified To Learn ICE Has Permanent Presence At His Hotel
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Man Horrified To Learn ICE Has Permanent Presence At His Hotel
SALEM, OR β€” A hotel guest caused quite the stir at a local Holiday Inn Express this week after discovering the presence of ICE at his hotel.