Bible Study Officially Changes Name To 'Jennifer Support Group'
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Bible Study Officially Changes Name To 'Jennifer Support Group'
ATLANTA, GA β€” After weeks of discussion, a local Bible study has officially righted the record by changing its name to the "Jennifer Support ...
Hollywood Confused As Guy Keeps Saying 'Jesus' But Does Not Appear To Be Using It As A Curse Word
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Hollywood Confused As Guy Keeps Saying 'Jesus' But Does Not Appear To Be Using It As A Curse Word
LOS ANGELES, CA β€” The entertainment industry was sent abuzz over the weekend after a guy at the Grammys kept saying "Jesus" but did not a...
Peter Dinklage Receives Little Praise After Taking Short Time To Recite Small Poem
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Peter Dinklage Receives Little Praise After Taking Short Time To Recite Small Poem
NEW YORK, NY β€” Actor Peter Dinklage was reportedly a wee bit annoyed and expressed slight disappointment that he received little praise from the ...
Roomful Of Pedophiles Protest ICE Deporting Pedophiles
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Roomful Of Pedophiles Protests ICE Deporting Pedophiles
LOS ANGELES, CA β€” A room full of pedophiles in attendance at Sunday night's Grammys ceremony defiantly protested Trump's deportation of...
Tearful Trump Ends Deportations After Seeing Celebrities Wearing β€˜ICE OUT’ Pins
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Tearful Trump Ends Deportations After Seeing Celebrities Wearing β€˜ICE OUT’ Pins
WASHINGTON, D.C. β€” A tearful President Trump has reportedly issued a halt on all deportations and ordered the immediate withdraw of ICE from Minn...
Sandwich Ruined After Not Being Cut In Triangles
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Sandwich Ruined After Not Being Cut In Triangles
U.S. β€” What had been expected to be a delightful lunch was thrown into chaos and threatened to destroy an entire day, as a local man's san...
Tim Walz Emerges From Den To Declare 6 More Weeks Of Rioting And Fraud
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Tim Walz Emerges From Den To Declare 6 More Weeks Of Rioting And Fraud
ST. PAUL, MN β€” Governor Tim Walz has emerged from the den of the Governor's Mansion to declare that there will be six more weeks of rioting ...
Republican, Democrat Party Platforms Now Just Lists Of People They Would Arrest
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Republican, Democrat Party Platforms Now Just Lists Of People They Would Arrest
U.S. β€” The political system in the United States took a sharp turn away from addressing practical issues facing the nation, as both the Republica...
Finally: Newsom Announces Finished Construction Of High-Speed Rail Between His House And French Laundry
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Finally: Newsom Announces Finished Construction Of High-Speed Rail Between His House And French Laundry
SACRAMENTO, CA β€” Governor Newsom announced today that construction has wrapped on the long anticipated high speed rail project, finally connectin...
Dad Fervently Prays For Daughter To Have Case Of Moderate Acne From Ages 14-23
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Dad Fervently Prays For Daughter To Have Case Of Moderate Acne From Ages 14-23
ARVADA, CO β€” Local dad Craig Smith has spent the past year fervently praying that his daughter Claire will get a decent case of acne from age 14 ...