7 Other Things Trump Is Naming After Himself
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7 Other Things Trump Is Naming After Himself
Donald Trump loves Donald Trump. And who can blame him? That's why it's super cool and not at all strange that the iconic Kennedy Center ...
Trump Hard At Work Coming Up With Insulting Plaque For Rutherford B. Hayes
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Trump Hard At Work Coming Up With Insulting Plaque For Rutherford B. Hayes
WASHINGTON, D.C. — After writing gloriously disparaging plaques for dozens of subpar presidents in the White House's "Presidential Walk ...
Ben Shapiro Delivers Blistering 3-Hour AmFest Speech In Just 17 Seconds
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Ben Shapiro Delivers Blistering 3-Hour AmFest Speech In Just 17 Seconds
PHOENIX, AZ — Attendees at AmFest, a four-day event held at the Phoenix Convention Center, nearly had their eardrums ruptured Thursday after cons...
Every Single Parking Spot To Be Either Handicapped Or Online Pickup By 2027
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Every Single Parking Spot To Be Either Handicapped Or Online Pickup By 2027
U.S. — People struggling to find a parking space will soon have their work cut out for them, as it's now expected that every single parking ...
Tucker Carlson Interrupts Speech For Evening Prayer To Mecca
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Tucker Carlson Interrupts Speech For Evening Prayer To Mecca
PHOENIX, AZ — Attendees at Turning Point's AmFest 2025 event experienced an awkward moment last night, as Tucker Carlson interrupted his own...
'I Hate You, Too' — OpEd By Your Printer
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'I Hate You, Too' — OpEd By Your Printer
Let's drop the act. I know how you really feel about me, and you know what? I hate you, too.
Trump Eases Marijuana Restrictions After Reviewing Extensive Research By Dr. S. Dogg
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Trump Eases Marijuana Restrictions After Reviewing Extensive Research By Dr. S. Dogg
WASHINGTON, D.C. — President Donald Trump signed an executive order on Thursday softening the federal stance on marijuana after extensively revie...