Democrats Blast Republicans For Trying To Put Hardworking Genital Mutilators Out Of Business
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Democrats Blast Republicans For Trying To Put Hardworking Genital Mutilators Out Of Business
WASHINGTON, D.C. — As Congress prepared to vote on legislation that would prevent gender transitioning treatment from being given to minors, Demo...
9 Classic Villains Who Need A Sympathetic Origin Story Prequel
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9 Classic Villains Who Need A Sympathetic Origin Story Prequel
It's all the rage these days — well-known villains getting the hero treatment with origin stories that show how misunderstood they've b...
Trump Reduces D.C. Crime So Much Police Chief Resigns Out Of Boredom
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Trump Reduces D.C. Crime So Much Police Chief Resigns Out Of Boredom
WASHINGTON, D.C. — D.C. Police Chief Pamela Smith reportedly stepped down from her duties on Thursday because President Donald Trump had reduced ...
To Show Solidarity With Trans Kids, Corey Booker To Get His Vagina Removed
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To Show Solidarity With Trans Kids, Corey Booker To Get His Vagina Removed
WASHINGTON, D.C. — Ahead of a Senate vote on a bill to ban gender-transition surgeries for minors, Senator Corey Booker pledged his unwavering su...