South Pole Elves Making Cheap Knockoff Toys For Half The Price
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South Pole Elves Making Cheap Knockoff Toys For Half The Price
ANTARCTICA β€” Santa Claus' Workshop may be in trouble after it was revealed that elves located at the South Pole have been making cheap knock...
Groundbreaking New Study Finds Islamophobia May Be Partially Caused By Muslims Killing People All The Time
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Groundbreaking New Study Finds Islamophobia May Be Partially Caused By Muslims Killing People All The Time
CAMBRIDGE β€” As the nations of the West continue to struggle with understanding how to deal with the spread of immigrants from Islamic countries, ...
James O’Keefe Goes Deep Undercover By Parting His Hair On Other Side
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James O’Keefe Goes Deep Undercover By Parting His Hair On Other Side
U.S. β€” According to sources, investigative journalist James O'Keefe once again went deep undercover in spite of his notoriety by parting his...
Pathetic Excuse For A Zoomer Tries Hard At Stuff, Cares About Things
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Pathetic Excuse For A Zoomer Tries Hard At Stuff, Cares About Things
WESTMINSTER, CO β€” According to sources, a so-called "Zoomer" is actually low-key trying hard at life and caring about things. Totally cri...
Miss Rachel Apologizes For Poorly Timed 'J Is For Jihad' Episode
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Miss Rachel Apologizes For Poorly Timed 'J Is For Jihad' Episode
NEW YORK CITY, NY β€” Popular kids' entertainment mogul Miss Rachel apologized this week for releasing what many are calling a poorly timed vi...
Nation's Worship Leaders To Honor Rob Reiner By Turning Guitars Up To 11
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Nation's Worship Leaders To Honor Rob Reiner By Turning Guitars Up To 11
U.S. β€” In a heartfelt showing of remembrance for the renowned director of This Is Spinal Tap, the nation's worship leaders collectively anno...
After Being Charged With Multiple Felonies, Former Michigan Coach Sherrone Moore Forced To Move To NFL
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After Being Charged With Multiple Felonies, Former Michigan Coach Sherrone Moore Forced To Move To NFL
LAS VEGAS, NV β€” What was thought of up until recently as a promising college football coaching career took a sad turn this week, as after being c...
Democrats Warn That Ban On Islamic Immigration May Delay Global Intifada
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Democrats Warn That Ban On Islamic Immigration May Delay Global Intifada
WASHINGTON, D.C. β€” An executive order banning immigration from several Muslim-majority countries compelled Democratic lawmakers to voice concerns...
Tragic: Mamdani’s Auntie Slightly Uncomfortable At Supermarket After Australian Terror Attack
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Tragic: Mamdani’s Auntie Slightly Uncomfortable At Supermarket After Australian Terror Attack
NEW YORK, NY β€” The leader of America's most prominent city experienced a family crisis today, as reports indicated that New York City Mayor-...
Kid Who Didn't Practice For Christmas Choir Immediately Obvious
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Kid Who Didn't Practice For Christmas Choir Immediately Obvious
FLINT, MI β€” Parishioners of St. John's Lutheran Church say it was immediately obvious which kid didn't practice for the children's...