Things not to get confused: Kiribati is a small Micronesian island nation made up of 32 atols. Kabaddi is an Indian sport that's basically full-contact, professional tag. To score points the raider has to run across to the other team's side and tag as many players as they can and get back to their side, all on a single breath and, to show that they're not inhaling, they have to repeat the name of the sport over and over while they're doing it.

On the one hand, I definitely don't want teens infected with Meta's bullshit, on the other hand, a ban on teen use of social media seems fucking pointless.

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Nightmare Before Christmas, but it's the Thanksgiving turkey, disillusioned at being chosen as this year's sacrifice, discovering Valentine's Day Town and thinking it's traditional to cook romantic partners into a feast.