The War on Christmas includes people claiming Die Hard isn't a Christmas movie.
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Middle-aged nerd who is really bad at describing himself. I don't boost as often as I should, but when I do you'll know it's a good one. Or at least silly.
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#Autism #ADHD #StarTrek #Farscape #Stargate #Astronomy #Engineering #FOSS #Linux #vim #selfhosted
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Hold on, hold on, hold on. You had *all* this space to print stuff, *and* included a double sided card, and what you used it for wasn't including the install instructions, but providing the exact same message twice, including *two,* *identical* QR codes for the instructions?
Am I just an old fogey here? This is ridiculous, right?


I was confused for a second scrolling through the dooms as people were talking about a school shooting and I knew it was a synagogue shooting. It turns out there were *two* mass shootings today.
Humans are doing just grand, thanks, but if any aliens want to come pick me up I won't say no.
Holy shit, I had no idea cows could live so long!


Futura-Sciences
Cows forgotten on an island survived alone for 130 years — their story fascinates scientists - Futura-Sciences
In the late 19th century, a small group of cattle was left behind on Amsterdam Island, a remote spot in the subantarctic region. Against the odds, ...

Pro-tip: telling me that my well-founded concerns aren't worth being concerned about does not help in the slightest.
Global logistics is very confusing from the perspective of someone sitting at home with a map.


My name is John Chrichton. An Astronaut. A radiation wave hit and I got shot through a wormhole. Now I'm lost in some distant part of the MCU with gold skin. Help me.
Knowledge is knowing that the prefix "andro-" refers to men, and the female counterpart is "gyno-".
Intelligence is realising that this means a female human-shaped robot should be called a "gynoid".
Wisdom is calling them "female androids" anyway.