Mongoose of the Chalice

gonna have to teach homeschool kids to swordfight to impress a girl

archer and lancer in fate stay night are the hegelian dialectic of the platonic ryan gosling

If you want to understand booktok imagine Ace Combat 0 but Pixie is a love interest and the setting sucks actually

no womans ever gonna love me the way I love the plant and the plant loves me

current trajectory: developing a crippling cigarette addiction and becoming the Judge Holden of booktok slop