Scoundrel

Imagine being capable of unaided flight and STILL choosing to jaywalk s l o w l y in front on my car. MOVE! I have places to be, smooth-brain! Why, I oughta run you over!

It turrns out the whole "baby stem cells being used for beauty products" thing was a complete misunderstanding. Someone was asking really weird questions about whether a lotion was safe to ingest, what it tastes like, what is it made out of... And so the spokesman replied "...it's for skin." Bam. Now everyone thinks the lotion is made out of foreskin. SMH...

>"What? You're sexuqlly attracted to children because of how cute they are? You're a disgusting freak! Get away from me!" >Calls vaginas "pussies" because cats are cute. >Calls girlfriend "baby" because babies are cute >Uses the word "cute" to mean that a lady is sexually attractive In fact, historically we had to invent the slang term "bunny" because the previous slang term for rabbit, "cunny", started meaning "vagina!" Here's crazy idea: it's because bunnies are cute! I've even heard the word "kitty" start being used to refer to vaginas. People characterize pedophilia as a crossed wire in a pedophile's brain. But I seriously question if pedophiles like me are actually any different from everybody else!