Matty-kun

Working on fleshing out subscription gifting rn (rn)

I know a lot of fashy right humor is ironic but I do believe there are some things that go too far, and this is one of them. Were I to be schizophrenic about this, I'd say this meant to make people more accepting of jewish control/debauchery by turning it into a meme, and eventually a normal fact of life to be joked about in normie social circles.

🎁 NCTV Gibs v3.1 IS NOW LIVE! NCTV is the only PeerTube instance with built-in creator donations and subscriptions. Your audience supports you directly from your videos -- no third-party sites, no redirects, no middlemen. Everything happens on-platform. NCTV is a free speech platform built on a brand new high-speed content delivery network with low stream latency. Yes, you can say it here. 🎬 For Creators 💵 One-Time Donations Viewers click the gift icon below your video and send $5-$100. You keep 70%. Payments are processed securely through our payment partner -- we never store card details or PII on our servers. ⭐ Monthly Subscriptions Offer $5, $10, and $25/month tiers to your most dedicated supporters. You keep 85%. Toggle tiers on or off, add custom labels and descriptions, and share your subscription link anywhere. Subscribers receive a badge next to their name in your livechat. 📺 Real-Time OBS Overlays Copy your Gibs Feed URL into OBS as a browser source. Donations appear on screen in real time with tiered visual styling -- standard, mid, and high tiers each have distinct colors and glow effects, all customizable from your dashboard. 🎯 Donation Goals Create up to 3 fundraising goals at once with live-updating progress bar overlays. Equipment upgrades, charity drives, production milestones -- run them simultaneously, reorder by priority, and let your audience watch the bars fill in real time. 🏆 Donor Leaderboard Display your top supporters with a live OBS overlay. Filter by weekly, monthly, or all-time. Fully privacy-first -- supporters must opt in to appear, and anonymous donations are never shown. 🖼️ Media Attachments Supporters donating $25 or more can attach an image or GIF (JPG, PNG, GIF, WebP -- up to 2MB) that displays alongside their message on your stream overlay. You can enable or disable this from your dashboard. 🗣️ Text-to-Speech Donation messages read aloud on stream using your browser's speech synthesis. Configure voice, speed, pitch, and volume. 🔔 Custom Alert Sounds Each donation tier and new subscriptions can have their own alert sound. Use the built-in presets (ding, coins, chime, fanfare) or upload your own MP3, WAV, or OGG files. Adjustable volume and cooldown to prevent overlap. 💬 Livechat Notifications Donations, new subscriptions, and completed goals are automatically announced in your video's livechat. Toggle on or off from your dashboard. 🏅 Subscriber Badges Subscribers get a badge icon next to their name in livechat. Upload custom icons per tier (PNG, SVG, or JPG) or use the default. 📊 Analytics Dashboard Track total earnings, donation count, average donation, active subscribers, and monthly recurring revenue. View revenue charts over time, subscriber tier distribution, and your top-performing videos. Filter by 24 hours, 7 days, 30 days, 90 days, or all time. 🎚️ Display Threshold Running a high-volume charity stream? Set a minimum donation amount for your overlay alerts ($5-$100). Smaller donations are still processed, still recorded, and still paid out -- they just won't flood your screen. 📖 Read the full Creator Guide:

NiceCrewTV

NiceCrewTV

Where autism thrives.

❤️ For Supporters ⭐ Subscribe Monthly Log into your NCTV account and subscribe at $5, $10, or $25/month. You'll get a badge next to your name in the creator's livechat. Cancel anytime from the My Support page -- cancellations take effect immediately with no future charges. 🎁 Send One-Time Donations Find a creator's video, click the gift icon, choose an amount ($5-$100), add an optional display name and message, and complete the secure checkout. Your display name and message may appear on the creator's live stream. 🖼️ Attach Media For donations of $25 or more, attach an image or GIF that shows up on the creator's stream alongside your message. 🔒 Privacy by Default We don't store your email, card details, or personally identifiable information on our servers. All payment data is handled exclusively by our PCI-compliant payment partner. Leaderboard appearances are opt-in only. 📋 Manage Everything in One Place View your full donation history, active subscriptions, next billing dates, and subscription statuses from the My Support page. 📖 Read the full Supporter Guide:

NiceCrewTV

NiceCrewTV

Where autism thrives.

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NiceCrewTV

NiceCrewTV

Where autism thrives.

Ironing out subscriber badge integration into the NCD live chat. Merging two different things here so it's gonna be experimental for awhile even after 3.0.0 is released.

I keep trying to think of nonsensical stuff to post but it's all shit I've already said before. I'm running out of material.

I kirkuenly need a laser engraver

The boomers are going ape shit because they think this is real (from the Epstein files) and whoever wrote this strangely enough talks exactly like Facebook boomers

This is what I mean by "complete fucking overhaul" for nicecrew.tv's monetization system. Detailed analytics, a one stop dashboard for a ridiculous amount of customization, high bandwidth content delivery, easy onboarding as an NCTV Creator, simplified donation/payment flow. Every time I think I'm done, I just want to add more to it.

She got me updating my schema

hope u paid ur mortgage this month... jew...