Twas the night before Christmas
And all through the house
Not a creature was stirring
Not even a mouse
You can prevent this -- give carbon monoxide detectors as gifts this year.
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Does anyone else's wife introduce them to people as "He's a rescue"? Asking for, er, "a friend"
Life is a shipwreck, but we must not forget to sing in the lifeboats. --Voltaire
December is the worst—dark, cold, dreams dying. But every morning, I drag myself out of bed, throw on mismatched clothes, stumble into my office, and systematically screw things up while people question my sanity.
I am dedicated!
For my fellow academics as semester break approaches
Today is National Lard Day (https://www.daysoftheyear.com/days/lard-day/) and National Brownie Day (https://www.daysoftheyear.com/days/brownie-day/).
I know which one I will be celebrating!
Sigh. It looks like it is going to be another one of those weeks.
Unfortunately, I seem to be living a life where I don’t get any other type of week.
Black Friday: Because only in the USA do people trample others for sales exactly one day after being thankful for what they already have.
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