Nancy Kweka

/create a soft jazz house lullaby @R1F

This Christmas I’m going to try and make a ham. All tips and tricks welcome, include ones saying it’s actually overrated and I need to stop living in a Hallmark film.

Okay. Tropical fruit as stars of the fruit-show but berries are AMAZING supporting actors when added to baked goods and smoothies/milkshakes.

And pineapple milk doesn’t sound as good as strawberry milk :/

Although I suppose “watermelon muffins” don’t sound as good as blueberry muffins :/.

Also, growing up I thought tropical fruit (mango,pineapple, watermelon, bananas etc) weren’t as cool as blueberries and raspberries, only because the latter had to be imported and were super expensive so almost never in our fridge. The illusion has now been removed. I’m team tropical fruit all the way.

there’s always that one guy when you’re baking blueberry muffins that looks like he was in a totally different batter :/

The Webster dictionary defines bravery as drinking this bowel movement inducing coffee before a flight with a toddler.

The level of pride and accomplishment I feel when I manage to hide my flip flops sunder a fancy dress for a garden wedding is intense 🎉🥳.