Now's a good time to join my Patreon because I accidentally put TWO new pieces of #AudioPorn live instead of one. Also, use code WANKER at checkout for money off an annual sub. I set that up out of pure childish glee that it would let me. patreon.com/girlonthenet http://patreon.com/girlonthenet
Occasionally men ask me if they are 'reply guys' or how they can avoid being a 'reply guy' in a woman's mentions. My answer is always to consider these two things: 1. does the thing you're saying really need to be said, or are you simply trying to find an excuse to talk to the nice internet lady? 2. would the world be a better place if you just shared her post instead?
This is appalling. Reminder to all adult creators to drain your PayPal account the *second* funds hit it. Never ever let money build up in your PayPal. It can be seized at any moment.
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Steam adult game programmer has account frozen by PayPal, £80,000 in earnings withheld - AUTOMATON WEST
PayPal froze £80,000 of a Steam programmer's earnings because of their involvement in developing adult games.
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"The sheer number of cycles from light to dark, fast to slow, gentle to energetic spur us on to shag much harder, for longer." This time last year, me and this guy made a playlist of classical music to bang to... and then banged to it.
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Classic Sex: the most equal fuck we've ever had | Girl on the Net
Ride of the Valkyries makes it in, obviously, as does Night On Bare Mountain, but Oh Fortuna is far too funny and Pachelbel’s Canon too soft. We...
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This man should dump his wife and marry me instead.
'My wife wants to sell my collection of 23 buses'
Wesley Tierney estimates he could earn £200,000 by selling his bus collection.
Boots charges nearly a HUNDRED QUID for a Covid booster, fuck my actual life. Anyone know if there's anywhere I can go to get a Covid booster + flu jab (I have to go private, I'm not eligible on the NHS) for cheap?
"It’s rare to meet a guy who both knows what he wants and is willing to express it so early, especially when he knows it’ll likely mean that we don’t end up having sex."
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Emotional honesty: this guy restored my faith in dating | Girl on the Net
It is more important to approach a date with emotional honesty than with the 'goal' of making it into bed or to the next date. Here'...
 This time in '23, I met a man who restored my faith in #dating.
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Emotional honesty: this guy restored my faith in dating | Girl on the Net
It is more important to approach a date with emotional honesty than with the 'goal' of making it into bed or to the next date. Here'...
As you bring it over my body the droplets that fall on my skin are ice cold and make me gasp. “Open your legs.” This time in '23, @npub1lg8d...l7az wanted to get fucked with an ice cold glass dildo...
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I want you to fuck me with an ice cold glass dildo: audio porn, Molly Moore
"I want you to fuck me with an ice cold glass dildo while your jizz drips out of me." Hot kink fantasy written and read by Molly Moore.