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npub10gl8...seww
I have to fill out a wish list for some silly family gift exchange but it just makes me feel so impotent. I need nothing. I want no physical objects. All I want for Christmas is for the people I love to be well and happy. And they don’t fucking sell that at Argos 😡
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I may not have the face that launched a thousand ships, but do I have the arse that could launch a man off the sofa and onto the Overground at midnight on a very cold Wednesday? NEW blog, with gorgeous art by [@stuart_cb](
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Stuart (@stuart_cb@mastodon.social)
185 Posts, 123 Following, 312 Followers · Same handle as twitter. Illustrator, video maker guy. Fan of chips. Mm chips
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A sexy dream: midnight fucking and cum on the carpet | Girl on the Net
I woke up last Thursday with the loveliest, softest feeling: like I’d just had a truly sexy dream. It was hyper-realistic, and that realism linge...
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I see racists are doing "did you know X% of kids in Glasgow/London/Birmingham don't have English as a first language!?" bullshit again. BILINGUAL. The word you're looking for to smack them down is 'bilingual'. Most children who 'don't have English as a first language' have two languages. Sometimes more! Why do you hate this? It's fucking beautiful!
CN: rape The more often we tell these stories the harder it is for stealthing rapists to pretend it was all a mistake.
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Stealth (part 2): Why am I telling this story? | Girl on the Net
Why bother telling people the mundane, horrible, grim story of getting stealthed? Let me count the fucking reasons, starting with this: because it&...
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Stealth (part 2): Why am I telling this story? | Girl on the Net
Why bother telling people the mundane, horrible, grim story of getting stealthed? Let me count the fucking reasons, starting with this: because it&...
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Fesshole 🧻 (@fesshole@mastodon.social)
Went to Comedy Store with friends years ago. Friend's wife was sitting right behind me and wouldn't shut up and Paul Merton thought it was me. All ...
 Years ago I saw a charity comedy gig hosted by Josie Long. It also had Jimmy Carr, just after the tax scandal. He got absolutely rinsed by the audience, led by a group of people sitting near me. When Josie came back on, she said 'hey can you be nice? He's helping me raise money for a charity I care about!'. She seemed so sad, so I shouted, 'we love you Josie!' and she assumed I was the person who'd kicked off the Carr hate. I still think about this sometimes and cringe myself to death. View quoted note →