Jason Henza

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Jason Henza
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Satire Account HBO The Anarchists
Authrioman commie woman bkocks traffic to antagonize Authrioman masked banditskidnapping people for money. Masked men try to detain commie woman. Commie woman starts to speed off. Masked bandit draws his weapon as the car starts moving. Car hits bandit. Masked bandit fires at the car killing commie woman. Only one thing needs to be said. image
image Living in Mexico on a 30,000 pesos monthly budget with a Honda CRV: Monthly Budget (Total: $30,000 MXN) ​Rent: $8,500 ​Groceries & Household: $9,000 ​House Utilities (Gas, Light, Water, Net): $1,800 ​CR-V Fuel (Gasolina): $2,650 ​CR-V Annual Insurance: $800 ​This covers a yearly premium of ~$9,600 MXN. By "paying yourself" $800 a month, you'll have the full amount ready when the bill comes due. ​CR-V Maintenance Fund: $400 ​Set aside for oil changes and tires. ​School & Healthcare: $2,500 ​Family Fun: $2,000 ​Savings / Emergency Fund: $2,350 Food budget breakdown: Where the $9,000 goes each month: ​The Weekly Fresh Market (Tianguis): $1,000 per week ($4,000 total) ​Meat & Protein: 2kg of chicken, 1kg of beef or pork, and a large carton of 30 eggs. ​Fresh Produce: All your tomatoes, onions, potatoes, lemons, and seasonal fruits like bananas or papaya. ​Daily Tortillas: Freshly made from the local tortillería (buying them here is cheaper than the supermarket). ​The Monthly Supermarket Bulk Trip: $3,500 total ​Pantry Grains: Large bags of rice, dry beans, lentils, and pasta. ​Cooking Essentials: Vegetable oil, salt, sugar, and coffee. ​Dairy: Milk for the kids and cheese (like Panela or Oaxaca). ​Bakery: Sandwich bread and crackers. ​Household & Personal Care: $1,500 total ​Cleaning Supplies: Large containers of laundry detergent, dish soap, and floor cleaner. ​Hygiene: Toilet paper, toothpaste, soap, and shampoo. ​3 Golden Rules to Stay on Budget ​The "Beans & Rice" Base: In Mexico, the most affordable way to fill up a growing family is to make beans and rice the star of every meal. It stretches expensive meat significantly further. ​Avoid the "Súper" for Veggies: Supermarkets like Walmart or Soriana often charge double for tomatoes and onions compared to your local tianguis. Save the supermarket only for boxed or bottled goods. ​Drink "Agua de Fruta": A 2-liter bottle of soda now costs over 35 pesos. Making a pitcher of water with a little sugar and a single piece of fruit from the market costs less than 5 pesos and is much healthier for the kids.
image Good morning #Nostr, I'm on my winter break. It's been a month since I've been off. I've been on a 5 day fast & we have celebrated Christmas. My daughter's 18th birthday is coming up soon. We have college this year. This is a long way from the chaos I used to live in. I couldn't be happier.