12 Days of Christmas Off-Grid Bitcoin mining Edition
1️⃣ Generator dead at 3AM
2️⃣ Fried hashboards
3️⃣ Network drops
4️⃣ Gas pressure swings
5️⃣ FIVE. HOURS. OF. SLEEP.
6️⃣ Racks of ASICs
7️⃣ Alarms screaming
8️⃣ Busted knuckles
9️⃣ “Easy fixes” (lies)
🔟 Miles of mud
1️⃣1️⃣ Exhausted decisions with real consequences
1️⃣2️⃣ Still standing while everyone else quit
🎁 Final prize:
No sanity.
No comfort.
No life balance.
Just balls of steel, iron will, and being that motherf*er everyone calls when shit’s on fire.