Man Thought Adult Christmases Would Have A Lot More Surprise Cars With Giant Bows On Top
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Man Thought Adult Christmases Would Have A Lot More Surprise Cars With Giant Bows On Top
BLUFFTON, IN — Local man Mark Connors wouldn't describe himself as ungrateful so much as surprised to learn that, as an adult, Christmas did...
Man Driving Electric Car Blasting Nicki Minaj Clearly Right-Wing
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Man Driving Electric Car Blasting Nicki Minaj Clearly Right-Wing
BEVERLY HILLS, CA — According to sources, locals noticed a local man driving an electric car down Rodeo Drive and blasting Nicki Minaj out of his...
Click Here To See All The Epstein Photos So Far That Don't Include Bill Clinton
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Click Here To See All The Epstein Photos So Far That Don't Include Bill Clinton
The Babylon Bee has scoured through the thousands of pages of newly released Epstein documents to uncover all of the photos that don't include...
Uh-Oh: Car You Honked And Swore At For Driving Too Slow Just Turned Into Your Church Parking Lot
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Uh-Oh: Car You Honked And Swore At For Driving Too Slow Just Turned Into Your Church Parking Lot
SANTA FE, NM — After honking and swearing at a slow-moving car this morning, Marcus Nabors watched in horror as the car slowly turned its way int...
Texas Issues Annual Reminder Not To Shoot Santa
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Texas Issues Annual Reminder Not To Shoot Santa
AUSTIN, TX — The State of Texas has issued its annual reminder for residents to please refrain from shooting Santa Claus.
Op-Ed: No One Talks Anymore About the Dangers Of Jazz Music
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Op-Ed: No One Talks Anymore About the Dangers Of Jazz Music
Everyone used to know about the treacherous pitfalls of listening to jazz music -- how it would lead to a life of sin and debauchery. Somehow, peop...
Investigation Reveals Pelosi Purchased $10 Million Of Taco Bell Stock Day Before Marijuana Rule Change
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Investigation Reveals Pelosi Purchased $10 Million Of Taco Bell Stock Day Before Marijuana Rule Change
WASHINGTON, D.C. — An investigation has revealed that Representative Nancy Pelosi purchased $10 million in Taco Bell stock the day before Preside...
7 Other Things Trump Is Naming After Himself
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7 Other Things Trump Is Naming After Himself
Donald Trump loves Donald Trump. And who can blame him? That's why it's super cool and not at all strange that the iconic Kennedy Center ...