Trump Hard At Work Coming Up With Insulting Plaque For Rutherford B. Hayes
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Trump Hard At Work Coming Up With Insulting Plaque For Rutherford B. Hayes
WASHINGTON, D.C. — After writing gloriously disparaging plaques for dozens of subpar presidents in the White House's "Presidential Walk ...
Ben Shapiro Delivers Blistering 3-Hour AmFest Speech In Just 17 Seconds
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Ben Shapiro Delivers Blistering 3-Hour AmFest Speech In Just 17 Seconds
PHOENIX, AZ — Attendees at AmFest, a four-day event held at the Phoenix Convention Center, nearly had their eardrums ruptured Thursday after cons...
Every Single Parking Spot To Be Either Handicapped Or Online Pickup By 2027
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Every Single Parking Spot To Be Either Handicapped Or Online Pickup By 2027
U.S. — People struggling to find a parking space will soon have their work cut out for them, as it's now expected that every single parking ...
Tucker Carlson Interrupts Speech For Evening Prayer To Mecca
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Tucker Carlson Interrupts Speech For Evening Prayer To Mecca
PHOENIX, AZ — Attendees at Turning Point's AmFest 2025 event experienced an awkward moment last night, as Tucker Carlson interrupted his own...
'I Hate You, Too' — OpEd By Your Printer
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'I Hate You, Too' — OpEd By Your Printer
Let's drop the act. I know how you really feel about me, and you know what? I hate you, too.
Trump Eases Marijuana Restrictions After Reviewing Extensive Research By Dr. S. Dogg
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Trump Eases Marijuana Restrictions After Reviewing Extensive Research By Dr. S. Dogg
WASHINGTON, D.C. — President Donald Trump signed an executive order on Thursday softening the federal stance on marijuana after extensively revie...
Democrats Blast Republicans For Trying To Put Hardworking Genital Mutilators Out Of Business
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Democrats Blast Republicans For Trying To Put Hardworking Genital Mutilators Out Of Business
WASHINGTON, D.C. — As Congress prepared to vote on legislation that would prevent gender transitioning treatment from being given to minors, Demo...
9 Classic Villains Who Need A Sympathetic Origin Story Prequel
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9 Classic Villains Who Need A Sympathetic Origin Story Prequel
It's all the rage these days — well-known villains getting the hero treatment with origin stories that show how misunderstood they've b...
Trump Reduces D.C. Crime So Much Police Chief Resigns Out Of Boredom
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Trump Reduces D.C. Crime So Much Police Chief Resigns Out Of Boredom
WASHINGTON, D.C. — D.C. Police Chief Pamela Smith reportedly stepped down from her duties on Thursday because President Donald Trump had reduced ...
To Show Solidarity With Trans Kids, Corey Booker To Get His Vagina Removed
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To Show Solidarity With Trans Kids, Corey Booker To Get His Vagina Removed
WASHINGTON, D.C. — Ahead of a Senate vote on a bill to ban gender-transition surgeries for minors, Senator Corey Booker pledged his unwavering su...