Wife Gets Husband's Attention By Dressing Up As P-38 Lightning
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Wife Gets Husband's Attention By Dressing Up As P-38 Lightning
MONROVIA, CA — A local wife revealed that she found the perfect way to get her husband's attention after dressing up as the historic Lockhee...
Everyone In Michigan Arrested Just To Be Safe
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Everyone In Michigan Arrested Just To Be Safe
ANN ARBOR, MI — In the wake of police arresting University of Michigan's football coach Sherrone Moore, authorities have decided to go ahead...
Authorities Warn Libs Now Dangerously Mad
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Authorities Warn Libs Now Dangerously Mad
U.S. — Federal authorities announced on Wednesday that liberals are now dangerously mad, a significant update from when they were just regular ma...
9 Booby Traps That Were Cut From 'Home Alone'
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9 Booby Traps That Were Cut From 'Home Alone'
The holiday classic Home Alone featured some of the most iconic improvised booby traps in movie history, but did you know that the original script ...
Introvert Samaritan Crosses To Other Side Of Street To Avoid Small Talk With Man Left For Dead
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Introvert Samaritan Crosses To Other Side Of Street To Avoid Small Talk With Man Left For Dead
JERICHO — The victim of a local violent assault and robbery saw his predicament go from bad to worse today, as an introverted Samaritan reportedl...
Santa Hat Added To Halloween Decoration
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Santa Hat Added To Halloween Decoration
DAYTON, OH — A giant skeleton Halloween decoration received an updated look this week as its owners climbed a ladder and placed a Santa hat on it...
Trump Imposes 25% Tariffs On All Incoming Christmas Presents From The North Pole
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Trump Imposes 25% Tariffs On All Incoming Christmas Presents From The North Pole
WASHINGTON, D.C. — Families hoping for financial relief for the holiday season received troubling news today, as President Donald Trump announced...