Tragic: Mamdani’s Auntie Slightly Uncomfortable At Supermarket After Australian Terror Attack
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Tragic: Mamdani’s Auntie Slightly Uncomfortable At Supermarket After Australian Terror Attack
NEW YORK, NY β€” The leader of America's most prominent city experienced a family crisis today, as reports indicated that New York City Mayor-...
Kid Who Didn't Practice For Christmas Choir Immediately Obvious
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Kid Who Didn't Practice For Christmas Choir Immediately Obvious
FLINT, MI β€” Parishioners of St. John's Lutheran Church say it was immediately obvious which kid didn't practice for the children's...
Australian Man Who Wrestled Gun Away From Terrorist Charged With Unlawful Firearm Possession
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Australian Man Who Wrestled Gun Away From Terrorist Charged With Unlawful Firearm Possession
SYDNEY, AUSTRALIA β€” A heroic man who bravely wrestled away a rifle from an Islamic terrorist during the deadly shooting at Bondi Beach on Sunday ...
To Halt Violence Against Jews, Australia Bans Hanukkah
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To Halt Violence Against Jews, Australia Bans Hanukkah
MELBOURNE β€” To stem the growing tide of violence against Jewish citizens, the Australian government has moved to officially ban the celebration o...
FAKE NEWS: Media Reports Mass Shooting In Australia But That's Impossible Because Guns Are Illegal There
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FAKE NEWS: Media Reports Mass Shooting In Australia But That's Impossible Because Guns Are Illegal There
WORLD β€” Fake news media across the globe have reported that a mass shooting occurred in Australia, which is literally impossible because guns are...
Sick Husband Taken Care Of By Sicker Wife
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Sick Husband Taken Care Of By Sicker Wife
RICHMOND, KY β€” Local husband Kevin Manthei fell ill over the weekend, requiring constant care and attention from his wife Bethany, who is current...
Candace Owens Honors Charlie Kirk’s Legacy By Doing Everything In Her Power To Destroy It
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Candace Owens Honors Charlie Kirk’s Legacy By Doing Everything In Her Power To Destroy It
U.S. β€” Podcaster and renowned private investigator Candace Owens has vowed to honor Charlie Kirk's legacy by doing everything in her power t...
12 Fun Activities That Are Less Likely To Destroy Your Family Than 'Monopoly'
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12 Fun Activities That Are Less Likely To Destroy Your Family Than 'Monopoly'
Countless families have been destroyed by games of Monopoly gone awry. Don't let that happen to you.