Michigan Taps Marco Rubio As Interim Head Coach
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Michigan Taps Marco Rubio As Interim Head Coach
ANN ARBOR, MI — Just moments after news broke that the University of Michigan had fired head football coach Sherrone Moore with cause, Secretary ...
Report: Backs Of Cereal Boxes Have Really Gone Downhill
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Report: Backs Of Cereal Boxes Have Really Gone Downhill
U.S. — A recent report finds that the backs of cereal boxes have really gone downhill over the years, which is lame.
Jasmine Crockett Hits Campaign Trail To Axe For Votes
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Jasmine Crockett Hits Campaign Trail To Axe For Votes
HOUSTON, TX — Representative Jasmine Crockett has officially launched her Senate bid, immediately hitting the campaign trail to "axe for vote...
23 Gifts The Wise Men Should Have Brought Instead
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23 Gifts The Wise Men Should Have Brought Instead
The Wise Men may have done well to find the Christ child, but to be frank, the gifts they brought left something to be desired. Here are 23 other g...
Indianapolis Colts Debut New Trick Play Where Philip Rivers Fakes Handoff To Running Back Then Runs Off Field To Get Wife Pregnant Again
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Indianapolis Colts Debut New Trick Play Where Philip Rivers Fakes Handoff To Running Back Then Runs Off Field To Get Wife Pregnant Again
INDIANAPOLIS, IN — The Indianapolis Colts unveiled a new trick play where quarterback Philip Rivers fakes a handoff, then jogs off the field to g...
Small Group Waits In Hushed Anticipation As Newlyweds Prepare To Offer Marriage Advice
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Small Group Waits In Hushed Anticipation As Newlyweds Prepare To Offer Marriage Advice
OLATHE, KS — A local church gathering was set to offer new insights into life that no one else had ever discovered before, as a small group waite...
Life Hack: Trick A Lovely Lady Into Marrying You By Hiding Your Obsessive Hobby Until Alas It Is Too Late For Her
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Life Hack: Trick A Lovely Lady Into Marrying You By Hiding Your Obsessive Hobby Until Alas It Is Too Late For Her
Men, if you're still looking for love we've got a sweet life hack for you today — trick a nice girl into marrying you by hiding your ob...
13 Things Safer To Give Your Kids Than A Smartphone
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13 Things Safer To Give Your Kids Than A Smartphone
The kids are really begging for smartphones this Christmas, but we all know there are potential risks. In lieu of purchasing your child a smartphon...
Kwanzaa Finally Revealed To Be Elaborate Prank On White People
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Kwanzaa Finally Revealed To Be Elaborate Prank On White People
U.S. — In a corroboration of what many had long suspected, a new report finally confirmed that the holiday of Kwanzaa has been revealed to be an ...
Trump Announces Aid Package To Farmers To Help Them Deal With How Amazing Economy Is
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Trump Announces Aid Package To Farmers To Help Them Deal With How Amazing Economy Is
WASHINGTON, D.C. — A $12 billion aid package for the agricultural industry is designed to help American farmers cope with how good the economy is...