By the time you read this note, you've already read it.

Did that tattoo hurt when you fell out of the sky?

Even though I don't like junk mail, I also don't like when the mailbox is empty.

March the 4th be we with you.

If nobody told you they love you today, maybe try not being a jerk and see what tomorrow brings.

Maybe I'm just not going to the right 2nd hand stores, but I have never found a raspberry beret.

When coworkers are doing a lottery pool you kick in even though you know the odds are astronomically against winning, because the cost of taking part is insignificant compared to the tiniest chance that they win and leave you there to wallow in regret over $6.