TFW you're walking around the house carefully holding a syringe¹ and they ring at the door.
thankfully it was for a somewhat spammy catalogue of frozen food delivered at home, and I didn't have to actually *open* the door while holding said syringe.
¹ empty, but still dirty with waterproof, document #[url=https://social.gl-como.it/search?tag=fountainPen]fountainPen[/url] ink