npub10gl8...seww 1 week ago

I may not have the face that launched a thousand ships, but do I have the arse that could launch a man off the sofa and onto the Overground at midnight on a very cold Wednesday? NEW blog, with gorgeous art by [@stuart_cb](

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Stuart (@stuart_cb@mastodon.social)

185 Posts, 123 Following, 312 Followers · Same handle as twitter. Illustrator, video maker guy. Fan of chips. Mm chips

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A sexy dream: midnight fucking and cum on the carpet | Girl on the Net

I woke up last Thursday with the loveliest, softest feeling: like I’d just had a truly sexy dream. It was hyper-realistic, and that realism linge...

npub10gl8...seww 1 week ago

I see racists are doing "did you know X% of kids in Glasgow/London/Birmingham don't have English as a first language!?" bullshit again. BILINGUAL. The word you're looking for to smack them down is 'bilingual'. Most children who 'don't have English as a first language' have two languages. Sometimes more! Why do you hate this? It's fucking beautiful!

npub10gl8...seww 1 week ago

CN: rape The more often we tell these stories the harder it is for stealthing rapists to pretend it was all a mistake.

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Stealth (part 2): Why am I telling this story? | Girl on the Net

Why bother telling people the mundane, horrible, grim story of getting stealthed? Let me count the fucking reasons, starting with this: because it&...

This time in '23

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Stealth (part 2): Why am I telling this story? | Girl on the Net

Why bother telling people the mundane, horrible, grim story of getting stealthed? Let me count the fucking reasons, starting with this: because it&...

npub10gl8...seww 2 weeks ago

RE:

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Fesshole 🧻 (@fesshole@mastodon.social)

Went to Comedy Store with friends years ago. Friend's wife was sitting right behind me and wouldn't shut up and Paul Merton thought it was me. All ...

Years ago I saw a charity comedy gig hosted by Josie Long. It also had Jimmy Carr, just after the tax scandal. He got absolutely rinsed by the audience, led by a group of people sitting near me. When Josie came back on, she said 'hey can you be nice? He's helping me raise money for a charity I care about!'. She seemed so sad, so I shouted, 'we love you Josie!' and she assumed I was the person who'd kicked off the Carr hate. I still think about this sometimes and cringe myself to death. View quoted note →

npub10gl8...seww 2 weeks ago

Pls admire the most #London photo I’ve ever taken. Fox waiting for the last train.

npub10gl8...seww 2 weeks ago

From sensual bondage to full-on anal hook fuckery, this year's #Christmas gift guide covers a very wide range of #kink and #sex ideas and I'm pretty proud of it. Click the links if you want to support my site, or just enjoy the hot fantasies if you're not in the market for buying stuff right now.